Causeway Stars

Lyrics

HOTEL HOPPING


Call us troublemakers
Foolish risk-takers
Second cousins to party crashers
We enjoy the sport
Invading your resort
Merry moochers and rec room-trashers

The check-in guy is checking us out
Across the counter-a countenance of doubt
The simple answer to his mystery:
We’ve got loitering in our history

This pro of a concierge
Fully unaware
As we slip into the elevator
Up to act a fool
On the rooftop pool
‘til it’s time to say “see you later”

Hotel hopping
Akin to window shopping
No, I’m not a guest
As you may have guessed
I’m just passing through
With some best friends
Hotel Hopping
Get the champagne popping
We can’t help ourselves
From helping ourselves
Like rich kids with nothing to do

Young Invincibles
With no principles
Talk our way right past a fitness guru
Petty theft will do
Maybe a towel or two
In the sauna, marijuana from his left shoe

A game of volleyball
Became a free-for-all
Penelope just had to be a court jester
Knocking over nets
With no regrets
A secret side of me was hoping they’d arrest her

Five star, four star, three two one star
Chips or caviar
See you at the bar
Got reservations to be a renegade?, well
There’s no last call for lobby lemonade

Hotel hopping
Akin to window shopping
No, I’m not a guest
As you may have guessed
I’m just passing through
With some best friends
Hotel Hopping
While the maids are mopping
We haven’t a care
In truth, it’s a dare
To dance in a room with a view

“A” for amenities
“F” for securities
Doing what we please
With no penalties

We may be looking to extend our stay
There’s a convention with a continental buffet
Sneak into the line, grab some food and wine
What we perpetrate can circulate right through the grapevine

The house detective
Met his objective
A weekly study of our sterling operation
Daily nemesis on the premises
Now we get to spend a night down at the station

Solid evidence
Paper-thin defense
Inky fingerprints and facing the consequence
Forever banned
With a reprimand
We’ll have to plant our feet in some other sand

Hotel hopping
See our mugshots cropping
Yes, now I’m a guest
Under arrest
Sharing a room with no view
And some bad friends

Hotel hopping
Get the charges dropping
We’ll pay what we owe
If they let us go
Bye bye my one phone call is through